Thursday, September 21, 2006

George W. Bush !! Torture !!!! '24'??

In the online edition of Newsweek, Evan Thomas writes about the effectiveness of torture and cites the TV show '24' as a touchstone of what American's assume torture is.

"It’s probably not too farfetched to say that what most Americans know about torture comes from watching the TV show “24.” (There is even a Web site called The Jack Bauer Torture Report.) Jack and his comrades and enemies have at various moments on the Fox television program used electrical wires, heart defibrillators, old-fashioned bone breaking and chemical injections to wrest information from their captives. In one episode, Agent Bauer forced a terrorist to watch streaming video—staged—of his child’s execution. The terrorist talked."

Uh huh. In fairness, Evan goes on to write about how wildly inaccurate '24' is and how torture, by and large, does not work. But with a lead in like that how do you take the rest of the article seriously? If you're going to start like this, go full force. Here's my revised and upgraded opening paragraph for Evan Thomas:

"It's probably not too far fetched to say that what most Americans know about torture comes from watching the movie "Lethal Weapon". Gary Busey as Mr. Joshua, with a lot of help from his hentchman Endo, hook a car battery up to Mel Gibson. (There is even a website dedicated to Endo. Did you know he played Ghengis Kahn in Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure?) Mel Gibson sure got his in that movie, huh?"

Just trying to help Mr. Thomas. But the question that's not asked is, is this really how average Americans get their information regarding U. S. policies? Really? Am I just being optomistic when i assume that your average, everyday regular Joe and Jane can watch a TV show or a movie and think "wow, what horrible dialogue, plot and acting? why am i wasting my time on this piece of shit ENTERTAINMENT?". Are we really at a point where we assume that what we see on TV, no matter what it is, or how obviously fake it is, that it is actually fact?

That might actually explain a lot. That's probably why people keep voting Republican, right? Because Jimmy Smits won the election, and Alan Alda lost, so we need to balance out the the branches of power. Makes total sense.

My point: I think Evan Thomas is vastly underestimating the intelligence of the average person. I think your average person knows that '24' is as real as 'The A Team' or 'Snakes on a Plane'. I don't think anyone draws any sort of conclusion about torture based on a TV Show. But hey, maybe I'm wrong, maybe people really are that stupid. What do I know?

Wednesday, September 20, 2006

DeVos + Intelligent Design taught in Classroom = Hilarity!

I wish I was joking! I really do. I'm amused, for now. Less so if we're actually dumb enough to elect senor douche bag. Anyhow, here's the story:
LOLOLOLOMGOMGOMG!!!!11!!
It's on the AP, it's legit, it's for real. And boy, howdy, does it say a lot about Dick "dick" DeVos.

I think he just unintentionally handed Granholm a gift. Run with it Jennifer, run!

Friday, September 15, 2006

MI GOV - 06

Some new and fun stuff regarding your best friend Dick DeVos.

First- here's the latest ad by the Michigan Democratic Party. I like this message. Hit Dick square in the balls and keep hitting until he goes down.

Second- new Jennifer Granholm ad. Similar message, more Granholm based. Love it. Keep swinging.

On a national front, W. keeps insiting that violating the Constitution is perfectly legal, cuz he is the law, and that former Joint Chiefs of Staff Colin Powell
is confused when it comes to his opposition to torture. Which makes
sense. What would a General, and former Joint Chiefs of Staff know
about that kind of thing.

Wednesday, September 13, 2006

Don't get 'Dick'ed

Funny.
My friends got the following voice messages regarding Jennifer Granholm.

This one is about her environmental record.

This accuses Governor Granolm of "race baiting".


You're all class Dick. Notice how the messages don't tell you who funded the call. The phone number associated with the phone calls goes to a voicemail message that tells you they have nothing to do with the content of the messages sent from the numbers they lease.
The number: 1-702-308-7831
If you have some free time, I'd appreciate it if someone could do further research.

Thursday, September 07, 2006

More later

Hey, one person who's been checking this site. I'll be back up this weekend. Currently averaging 14-19 hour work days.
Give me money to do this and i just might quit my job.
Lots of stuff happening. dKos and Mydd have the info. Clicky le links (2-3-4).